The Sancho Perez Survey

This is fun! I saw this on my sis's blog (Daniela's) and it was fun.

1. If you could be a birthmark, where would you be?

You know that little wrinkle on the inside of your elbow? Not there.

2. If you had to walk around all day in a penguin suit which city would you walk around in? Marysvale

3. Would you rather kiss Montel Williams or Jerry Springer? Montel

4. Would you rather tickle George Bush or pick a fight with The Incredible Hulk? Id like to fight The Incredible Hulk with George Bush's army.

5. If you were a piece of bread about to be eaten, what would you want spread all over you first? Strawberry- rhubarb jam.

6. ..And who would you want to eat you? A doe a deer a female deer

7. You know how there's peanut butter? Chica...come here...

8. If you were an aloe vera plant who would you want to cut you open and spread you all over their sunburned body? Female: that's gross male: Sancho Perez

9. Would you rather appear to be three feet to the left of where you really are OR not exist on December 18th every year? Um...three feet taller on my birthday.

10. If you had to refer to yourself in the third person from now on, would you rather be known as "The Ambassador" or "Princess Bananahammic"...as in "The Ambassador would like more pie."

Mrs. Ambassador your pleasure

**Intermission*** da da daaa [elevator music] da baba dadabaaaaaa

Okay now some multiple choice.

What is your favorite color?

a. bluish

b. clearish (but only on odd days)

c. pumpkin spice

d. glitter

What's your favorite smell?

a. feet

b. the skin in between your fingers (but not yours, only mine mine mine)

c. ear wax

d. pumpkin spice

What's your best feature?

a. kidney

b. your mole(s)

c. your knuckles

d. your uvula

What's your favorite pet name?

a. Harold

b. Mr. Hippo

c. Pumpkin Spice

d. Regina Philange

I like Princess Sophia...duh

Hey, you know how there's peanut butter AND jelly? In one bottle?

a. yes

b. no

c. maybe

d. pumpkin spice

If you don't like this survey email Sancho Perez at sanchoperez@sanchoperez.sanchoperez

I tag Em B.